Snap your toes,
and clap your feet,
anything goes in a backwards world,
wouldn't it be neat.

You gotta stand on you hands,
You gotta take off your shoes,
smack your feet together,
And celebrate the news.

Snap your toes,
and clap your feet,
anything goes in a backwards world,
wouldn't it be neat.

Wouldn't it be neat,
if we clapped with our feet.
Wouldn't it be swell,
if we all just fell,
and turned the world upside down.

Snap your toes,
and clap your feet,
anything goes in a backwards world,
wouldn't it be neat.